With fingernails that shine like justice...

and a voice that is dark like tinted glass, she is fast, thorough and sharp as a tack. She is touring the facility and picking up slack...

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

STOOPID is the new KEWL...or...Harvey and his Epilady

Remember when you had to KNOW stuff?
When I was a teenager and wanted to work in a record(yes, I said RECORD) store, I had to take a TEST to evaluate my knowledge of music.
When I was in college and wanted to work in a book store, I had to take a TEST, to evaluate my knowledge of books.
Today, however, it is an all together different story.


Incidentally, I kicked ass on both tests.