Okay, Pinocchio, tell me a story

I got this from Rich, who stole it from Carol...

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment here on my blog with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - but it has to be FAKE. When you're finished leaving your comment, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you.

Note: I will read each one and respond in kind.

Now....Let the hilarity ensue.

GO!