Wintery Bits

• The neighbor's inflatable Santa is laid out in his yard, halfway deflated...he looks passed out drunk.
• I got my fingers stuck together with Super Glue today. Four of them. Oh, did I mention that I was holding the pin that I used to unclog the tube?
• My cat was in a very deep, peaceful sleep, so I put Sheena(is a punk rocker- the chihuahua) up on the bed, just to mess with her.
• While I was putting my cart in the corral after leaving the grocery store today, I noticed someone had left a bottle of bleach on the underside of a cart....so I took it.
• I decorate my xmas tree with angels because I think they are beautiful mythical creatures, not because I believe in them.
• I have already regifted this year...three times.
• Hubs did not think my homage to Richard Pryor was funny. I told him Richard would have.
• Someone in the neighborhood has been covertly rearranging xmas yard decorations so that it looks like the reindeer are fucking. I giggle with delight every time I see a new victim.
• I like the wrapping paper I use to match my tree decorations.