With fingernails that shine like justice...

and a voice that is dark like tinted glass, she is fast, thorough and sharp as a tack. She is touring the facility and picking up slack...

Friday, June 23, 2006

Dirty Talkin'

Mozzy thought buzzing Hub's head was a euphemism for giving him a blowjob.

Here is a list of things said/heard around our house that are also NOT EUPHEMISMS, Mozzy:

  • boxing the cat
  • slobbing the dog
  • hiding the remote
  • waxing the bike
  • hitting the bag
  • scrubbing the rat