Geez!!

Fireworks are legal here. We also have lots of nearby indian reservations where you can buy the not-so-legal kind. Thats usually what we buy.

This year we are going to a friend's annual bash...they also get the not-so-legal kind. "Jack" goes to a guy, who knows a guy, who has to make sure he's not a cop...come alone, bring lots of cash...meet me at a warehouse on the docks, kinda deal. He gets Class B fireworks. The show is spectacular! And as of yet, there have been no (reported) fatalities. It is always a great 4th of July here.

But today is the 2nd. The 2nd, people!!
We have heard nothing but mortar fire and 100 missle bricks since around 6PM. I mean really, people...why do you waste such beautiful pyrotechnics during the daylight hours, when there is no OOOooo! or AAAaah!? But I digress...

I realize you love your country. So do I. But the FOURTH of July is on the FOURTH.

So until then, could your please....

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

Or at least, supply the neighborhood's tormented dog population with some doggy downers?