The blind man said, "I see!"

Wow.
I had no idea.

We have an HD tv, which I am told is NOT HD, but I do not believe it. Mother Nature has changed the spectrum of color to include a new, more vibrant shade of green. Pine trees have needles on them. There are actually words on the back of a ketchup bottle. Things are sharp. They do not bleed together, they stand alone. Fuzzy is not a font. My windows, which I thought clean, are filthy. Single blades of grass make up a yard.

I got my glasses today. It is like a whole new universe.
Wow.