With fingernails that shine like justice...

and a voice that is dark like tinted glass, she is fast, thorough and sharp as a tack. She is touring the facility and picking up slack...

Saturday, January 06, 2007

Fat Bottomed Girls...

Sure we make the rockin' world go round.....

but, apparently, we must do so naked, or dressed like shit. Today, I looked every-fucking-place to find SOMETHING that qualifies as "cute derby attire" for Sunday's practice(The paper's gonna be there, yo) and found NOTHING. I'm so fucking depressed right now.

That's all. Thanks for listening to the fat girl bitch.

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