Happy Easter...have a bunny video.
FreedomGirl toured the facility @ 12:16 AM
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Saturday, April 07, 2007
Wednesday, March 14, 2007
Ha!!
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.
The first man had married a secretary and had told her that she was going to do dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and dinner cooked.
The second man had married a school teacher . He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married a rollergirl. He told her that her duties were to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat and load the dishwasher."
The first man had married a secretary and had told her that she was going to do dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and dinner cooked.
The second man had married a school teacher . He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married a rollergirl. He told her that her duties were to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat and load the dishwasher."
Labels: derby, married life, silliness
FreedomGirl toured the facility @ 10:38 PM
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Thursday, March 08, 2007
Mwuhahaha!!!Monday, February 26, 2007
Conversation on a couch
I'm curled up at one end of the couch. Hubs is stretched out, reclining on the other end, his feet resting against my thighs. We are watching No Resevations. I fucking ♥ Anthony Bourdain.
Hubs gently pushes me with his feet, nudges me.
I ignore him, thinking he's adjusting, to get more comfy.
nudge, nudge.
There it is again. I continue to ignore him.
NUDGE, NUDGE.
What?! Why are you doing that?!
Hubs grins.
What.ever.dude. I roll my eyes and continue watching TV.
NUDGE, NUDGE, NUDGE!!!
What??!! What the fuck do you want??!!
Nothin'. I just like watching your boobs jiggle when I do that.
Hubs gently pushes me with his feet, nudges me.
I ignore him, thinking he's adjusting, to get more comfy.
nudge, nudge.
There it is again. I continue to ignore him.
NUDGE, NUDGE.
What?! Why are you doing that?!
Hubs grins.
What.ever.dude. I roll my eyes and continue watching TV.
NUDGE, NUDGE, NUDGE!!!
What??!! What the fuck do you want??!!
Nothin'. I just like watching your boobs jiggle when I do that.
Labels: love, married life, silliness
FreedomGirl toured the facility @ 11:04 PM
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Wednesday, February 14, 2007
Wednesday, February 07, 2007
My dog is addicted to crack
Ass crack, that is.
How come little dogs like to curl up in the crack of your ass when they are under the covers? Usually, Sheena is snuggled up to Hubs, but lately she seems to favor me. Even when I'm curled up on the couch, she will wedge her way into the triangular space between the back of my knees and my butt. If I get up from the couch, she will dive into the space between the cushions, until another butt crack is available. Weird little dog.
FreedomGirl toured the facility @ 11:23 PM
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